U cirkusku arenu uđe famozni krotitelj, vodeći krokodila na uzici:
- "Danas ćete, dame i gospodo, prisustvovati neviđenoj atrakciji. Stavit ću penis u usta ovoga krokodila!"
Ukrotitelj otkopča hlače, izvadi penis i stavi ga u otvorena usta krokodila. Cirkusom se razliježe pljesak.
- "Trenutak gospodo, još nije gotovo!... ovoj točci dodajem još izazova!"
I počne udarati bocom krokodila po glavi. Krokodil ostane nepomičan s otvorenim ustima, i proliježe se strahovit pljesak iz publike.
- "Kako ste vidjeli, ovo je primjer savršene dresure! A sada... da li ima neko iz publike tko bi htio probati ovo isto?"
Digne se plavuša iz prvog reda, pa kaže:
- "Ja bih, ali ako obećate - da me nećete udarati bocom po glavi!"
VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3496 ... By-A-Truck" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Ja ne mogu da dodjem sebi.
http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3372 ... -a-Wedding" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Ja ne mogu da dodjem sebi.
http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3372 ... -a-Wedding" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
hahahFail Cube wrote:
http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3372 ... -a-Wedding" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
debil....
A gdje ide ovaj put.......
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!!
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Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter!

By veskotg at 2010-11-04
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Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter!

By veskotg at 2010-11-04
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every second,every minute,every day I was lost
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
Bas dobra reklama
-Smrt fasizmu baba!
- I tebi sinko, i tebi!
- I tebi sinko, i tebi!
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
mexiko wrote:Bas dobra reklama
nedava'u ovi iz PHOTOBUCKETA,ali ovi drugi su liberalniji.![]()
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every second,every minute,every day I was lost
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
Jeli Ovo "Termignoni"veskotg wrote:Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!!![]()
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Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter!
By veskotg at 2010-11-04
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
Ovo je neka prerada jamahe, vidj dje im dodje drugi auspuh.. Strasno sto se radi od motora danas. Dokle vise??
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
A ovo je glatko, fino i čisto, kano da ga Goku održava, a junački sine!!!!urke wrote:Jeli Ovo "Termignoni"veskotg wrote:Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!!![]()
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Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter!
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A gdje ide ovaj put.......
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Re: VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......
Ne samo on, i Tattoo zna da licka ...Slowhand wrote:A ovo je glatko, fino i čisto, kano da ga Goku održava, a junački sine!!!!
Fahre nie schneller als dein Schutzengel fliegen kann
Ali neki od nas nisu travu pasli,
Pa su nogom u grob a nisu odrasli,
Miliji im pomet i motora jeka,
Mi slobodni nekad, oni dovijeka. N.Milakovic bajkerima
Ali neki od nas nisu travu pasli,
Pa su nogom u grob a nisu odrasli,
Miliji im pomet i motora jeka,
Mi slobodni nekad, oni dovijeka. N.Milakovic bajkerima