VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......

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U cirkusku arenu uđe famozni krotitelj, vodeći krokodila na uzici:

- "Danas ćete, dame i gospodo, prisustvovati neviđenoj atrakciji. Stavit ću penis u usta ovoga krokodila!"

Ukrotitelj otkopča hlače, izvadi penis i stavi ga u otvorena usta krokodila. Cirkusom se razliježe pljesak.

- "Trenutak gospodo, još nije gotovo!... ovoj točci dodajem još izazova!"

I počne udarati bocom krokodila po glavi. Krokodil ostane nepomičan s otvorenim ustima, i proliježe se strahovit pljesak iz publike.

- "Kako ste vidjeli, ovo je primjer savršene dresure! A sada... da li ima neko iz publike tko bi htio probati ovo isto?"

Digne se plavuša iz prvog reda, pa kaže:

- "Ja bih, ali ako obećate - da me nećete udarati bocom po glavi!"
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http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3496 ... By-A-Truck" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ja ne mogu da dodjem sebi.

http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3372 ... -a-Wedding" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Fail Cube wrote:
http://www.hotironvideos.com/video/3372 ... -a-Wedding" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
hahah

debil....
A gdje ide ovaj put.......
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Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6655/usaupaks.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter! :mrgreen:
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By veskotg at 2010-11-04
Last edited by veskotg on 04 Nov 2010 15:16, edited 1 time in total.
every second,every minute,every day I was lost
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
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Bas dobra reklama

-Smrt fasizmu baba!
- I tebi sinko, i tebi!
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mexiko wrote:Bas dobra reklama
nedava'u ovi iz PHOTOBUCKETA,ali ovi drugi su liberalniji. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
every second,every minute,every day I was lost
didn't understand which road to take
by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
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veskotg wrote:Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6655/usaupaks.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter! :mrgreen:
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By veskotg at 2010-11-04
Jeli Ovo "Termignoni" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Ovo je neka prerada jamahe, vidj dje im dodje drugi auspuh.. Strasno sto se radi od motora danas. Dokle vise??
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urke wrote:
veskotg wrote:Koliko puta si vozio, a šupak ti nije dozvoljavao da ga prestignes???!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6655/usaupaks.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Yamaha je Y,makar i skuter! :mrgreen:
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By veskotg at 2010-11-04
Jeli Ovo "Termignoni" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
A ovo je glatko, fino i čisto, kano da ga Goku održava, a junački sine!!!!
A gdje ide ovaj put.......
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Slowhand wrote:A ovo je glatko, fino i čisto, kano da ga Goku održava, a junački sine!!!!
Ne samo on, i Tattoo zna da licka ...
Fahre nie schneller als dein Schutzengel fliegen kann


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