VICEVI, KARIKATURE, SMIJESNE SLIKE.......

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Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.

It protects it from the rain.' (true story)

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

Joe is shocked.

Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.

Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word. So he reaches over and touches her and still nobody says a word.

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom.

'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, , and screws her every which way the dinner table.

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.

But still.... Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father shouted.

I'll do the dishes!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... BVOx4pfICM#" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;!
Fahre nie schneller als dein Schutzengel fliegen kann


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Pa su nogom u grob a nisu odrasli,
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A vidj gospodske prikolice :)

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bas dobra...
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Narode, danasnja Pobjeda, strana broj 10, reklama za Montenegro Airlines... Nevjerovatno!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--V5GIv4dkg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Rvasanin wrote:Narode, danasnja Pobjeda, strana broj 10, reklama za Montenegro Airlines... Nevjerovatno!
slikaj ili skeniraj za nas sto nijesmo pri pobjedi :)
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Rvasanin wrote:Narode, danasnja Pobjeda, strana broj 10, reklama za Montenegro Airlines... Nevjerovatno!
Ne diraj u TO.Da ne budes proklet :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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by the time I'd answer one question in mind
another ones ready to takes its place
peoples always tried to give me some kind of advice
it never made any difference really..
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Adekvatna i nista manje opasna zamjena za za motor :)



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